Two blonds living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking... and one blonde says to the other, "Which
do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?"The other blond
turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"
SUBJECT BLONDE
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears. She answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up
the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to
the other ear?" "The son of a gun called back!"