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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff,huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"'

  A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?""HELLLOOOOOOO.....," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"