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Two blonds living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?"The other blond turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears. She answered,  "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally  picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."  "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But  what happened to the other ear?"  "The son of a gun called back!"