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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff,huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"'

 Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet. Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am Automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"! ! (I told him). "It's been a year"! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just Hung up...he hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate my intelligence again.