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Now, this would be the way to do it. I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you''re too young to work. You get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you do not have any responsibilities. Then you become a baby, You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and sleeping all you want.