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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.Knowing how gullible my sister  is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.She then placed the bird(s) back in the ovenWhen it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. ?When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" ?At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

You make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.Age 7 Home is where the house is. Age 6 The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think it odd that I drive without pants. Age 15 I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. Age 13