One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.Knowing how gullible my sister
is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
something from the store.When my sister left, my mom took the turkey
out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.She then placed
the bird(s) back in the ovenWhen it was time for dinner, my sister
pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
?When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out
the little bird.With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" ?At the reality
of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.It took the family
two hours to convince her that turkeys lay
eggs!Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
A blond's New Pets
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?""HELLLOOOOOOO.....," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"