A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff,huff,
"I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take
away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"'
SUBJECT BLONDE
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears. She answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up
the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to
the other ear?" "The son of a gun called back!"
Daily-Tidbit
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?