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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.Knowing how gullible my sister  is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.She then placed the bird(s) back in the ovenWhen it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. ?When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" ?At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

  A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?""HELLLOOOOOOO.....," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"