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Speeding TicketA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff,huff,
"I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take
away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"'
Deep ThoughtsYou make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.Age 7
Home is where the house is. Age 6
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think it odd that I drive without pants. Age 15
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. Age 13
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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