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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears. She answered,  "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally  picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."  "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But  what happened to the other ear?"  "The son of a gun called back!"

  A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"