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What does Star Treks Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?

You shine a torch light in her ear.

Did you hear about the blond Bear?

Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

How do you measure their intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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