LAWYER QUESTIONS#7

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side and then on the other.
 Q: What's the difference between a shame and a pity?
 A: If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there  are no survivors, that's known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that's a shame.

LAWYER QUESTIONS#6

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Chelsea Clinton
Q: If you have a bad lawyer, why not get a new one?
A: Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.

LAWYER QUESTIONS#4

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

LAWYER QUESTIONS#5


Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

LAWYER QUESTIONS#3

 Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
 A: You cry when you cut up an onion.
 Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?
 A: Your honor.