LAWYER QUESTIONS#7
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A: First he lies on one side and then on the other.
Q: What's the difference between a shame and a pity?
A: If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that's known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that's a shame.
LAWYER QUESTIONS#6
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A: Chelsea Clinton
Q: If you have a bad lawyer, why not get a new one?
A: Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.
LAWYER QUESTIONS#4
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A: His partners.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
LAWYER QUESTIONS#5
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Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.