" If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open and your friends are all watching you fall I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. "
Jack Handey
"
I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain,
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin',
If I only had a brain! "
The Scarecrow