" If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open and your friends are all watching you fall I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. "
Jack Handey
" And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. "
Grandma Moses
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" You can pretend to be serious but ; can't pretend to be witty. "