" You can pretend to be serious but ; can't pretend to be witty. "
Sacha Guitry
" A very short one "
Jeanne Calment, Oldest known living person, 120, commenting on what sort of future she anticipated.
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" Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. "