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640K ought to be enough for everybody.

Bill gates-1981

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.

Unknown

You can pretend to be serious but ; can't pretend to be witty.

Sacha Guitry

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open and your friends are all watching you fall I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

Jack Handey

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.

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